Insults

This isn't going to be one of my rants but rather a list of my favorite insults. (I know how much you all love my rants.) This list is in no specific order. These insults are definitely not your average school yard insults, but adult ones. Viewer discretion is advised.

1."Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele" an insult originating from Serbia; in English it translates to "May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life" Fucking awesome right? This one is what actually made me want to form a list of my favorite insults. I really can't say this one since I live in a pretty developed country, but I thought I put it up there anyway

2."Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat" is an insult originating in Romania; in English this translates to "Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" This one seems like it was randomly blurted out in a big knot of pure anger. I actually said this one in Wal-Mart and was escorted out by very strong men. Makes me laugh every time I say it.

3. "Cunt" One of my favorites of all time. If you say this in America though you get fucking shot. In England (Where I think this originated.) They say it like nothing.

4."Fuck you in the asshole of a twelve year old goat with a prolapsed rectum." I actually made this one up, and I sort of regret it. This is shit is the type of vulgarity teenagers make up. Not only did I have a victim that would suit this insult, but saying it made me sick. If you have a friend who practices bestiality, get a hard on for old goats, and likes prolapsed rectums not only do I recommend this insult, (that only seem to fit someone with that description.) but you should really get some new friends.

5. "When you were born the doctor said look there's a cunt coming out of the cunt of a cunt." Not only is this a major insult to the person to the person you said it to, but also an insult to the person's mother. (I don't include "Yo momma" jokes because those are fucking dumb.)This one was created by one of the funniest stand up comics named, Louis C.K. *Post Louis C.K video*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WQw9hO9Qlg Here's the address for the video.


I think Louis C.K will never have to use this, since he's fucking funny, but it is wise to always to have one ready.

6. "After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest." Ouch, that's all I can say for this one; this has got to hurt.

Got any? post it in the damn comments!